That's Gross

Do you ever have a day where you just wish you had stayed in bed ? Well I recently had one of those days. In fact I am sure that plenty of others had wished that I would have stayed in bed on Saturday.
The day started out as any other hectic day. The phone rang off the hook, children were not feeling well, and so they were not getting along and then Dad had to go to work. So I thought it would be fun to go to the movies, you know to kind of break up the day.

I called my sister and asked if her and her 4 kids would join us. They were up for it. We decided to go see The spiderwick chronicles down at the new megaplex in Ogden. The megaplex is a great place to go. I really like the fact you can pick your seating and have it reserved, so that you don't need to go into the theater so early.

We also chose to eat dinner down there as well which was a huge mistake. Kids can't eat all at the same place. So I had to get in 3 different lines to order from 3 different places. Then they gave you a number that would be called when your order was ready. So I had three different numbers, I don't know what I'm complaining about cuz my sister had to do it for 5.

Pretty soon we got all the food and all 8 of us proceeded to go into the theater.
With all eight of us we practically took up a whole row, and of course I had to take the seat next to the strangers because no one else would.

The poor people who sat by me.
It was a couple about my parents age. The man was sitting next to me.
We all finally got situated and I was really enjoying my enchiladas and refried beans.

All of the sudden I had to really sneeze.
Have you ever had the kind of sneeze that really blows out all of the pressure in your whole body ?
Well this was a sneeze that blew everything out at the sametime.
Yes at the exact time I sneezed a let the biggest FART ever !
Talk about embarassing.
I turned and looked at the man next to me and begged pardon.
Then I looked at Nicole sitting on the other side and she was laughing her head off.
Just about that time Tom came back with a big bucket of popcorn.
I pulled out my lunchsacks so we could all share the popcorn and get a free refill to.
The movie started and I had my little lunchsack of popcorn and I was really enjoying myself untill.....
All of the sudden something jumped out on the movie and made me really JUMP.
In all of the excitement my bag of popcorn flew from my hands and landed all over the man sitting next to me.
Popcorn was everywhere ( on him ) .
I couldn't help but start laughing and I tried to apologize, but do you know that man did not say one word to me. Can you believe that ?

After that I sat as still as I could. I despertly tried to control all bodily functions and thankfully nothing else happened.
After the movie ended I planned on apologizing again but the older couple left before the lights even came on.

It will probably be a while before I will go to the movies again.
Or maybe not..... I do like living on the edge.